Ink That Breathes
In less time than it takes to microwave your sad desk lunch, you’ll walk away with a living tattoo ceremony—complete with coffee, custom Jagua art, and a zero‑fuck‑around aftercare kit.
Tired of Sticker‑Kits & Regret?
You’ve got that sad pack of half‑used temporary tattoos gathering dust. You’ve eyed real ink but feared a lifetime of “What the hell was I thinking?” And frankly, you’re done with peel‑and‑stick that flakes off in two days. You crave a mark that means something without chaining you to it forever.
Enter Thornvale.
How I Flip the Script
I turn temporary tattoos into a full‑blown ritual—because your memories deserve more drama than a sticker roll.
Tea or Coffee
Sip on my dark, slightly weird brew to set intentions. (Yes, it’s legit delicious.)
Live Jagua Art
A real human hand draws your minimalist or neo‑traditional design—no machines, no sketchy chemicals, no “LOL” stickers.
Effortless Aftercare Kit
Comes in a sultry linen pouch with salve, a cheeky ritual card, and a grounding stone—so you can keep the vibe alive without Googling “tattoo aftercare.”
Here’s the Play-by-Play
Step 1 – Pick Your Playground
Studio, your living room, or that cliff‑side spot you’ve been Instagram‑stalking.
Step 2 – Story Time
Spill the tea—figuratively—on the moment you’re marking. I’ll brew real coffee or tea and set the mood.
Step 3 – Ink That Story
Watch as your design blooms on your skin. It lasts 7–14 days—the perfect sweet spot.
Step 4 – Keep the Memory Alive
Follow your 3‑step ritual card. Salve, stone, stash—repeat. No “Oops, I forgot about it” moments here.
Who’s In, Who’s Out
In
✓ Graduates, break‑up survivors, “I got the job!” champions.
✓ Festival freak‑outs who need next‑level body art.
✓ First‑tattoo scared‑y‑cats who want to test the waters.
✓ Mindful weirdos who actually do the woo‑woo stuff.
Out
X Kit hoarders who love clutter.
X Anyone who wants a stick‑and‑peel in 30 seconds.
X Permanence purists who scoff at “temporary.”
Got Questions? I’ve Got Answers
How long does it really last?
Roughly 7–14 days—long enough to matter, short enough to avoid regret.
Jagua—what even is that?
It’s a 100% natural fruit dye that stains like real ink. I patch‑test everyone, because I’m a pro.
Aftercare—do I have to Google it?
Hell no. Your Ritual Kit spells it out: slather, meditate, admire.
Can you come to my dingy apartment?
Yes. Yes we can. We’ll color up your couch like it’s a sacred altar.
What if I want a real tattoo later?
We’ll snap hi‑res pics for your next artist. No “Did you even plan this?” drama.
Ready to Stop Fucking Around?
Carry your story on your skin—no kits, no regrets, just a badass ceremony you’ll brag about.
Thank you for your response. ✨
Thornvale Ink 